He wears a tie because he works at the bank
Johnny is the hero of this story. We would all want that he lives happily ever after, but maybe it would be better for him to die before he sees a metroid extinguishing everyone he loves?
Top paleontologists believe Danny is between 13 and 50 million years old
Denny-denny-dennyboy links the diverse sub-themes of the plot together. He’s into sports, drugs, and kind of lives in the same building as Johnny and Lisa. The actors of Johnny and Claudette made out on set and now live together with their baby-dino in a hip suburb in eastern San Fran.
Didn’t love Lisa’s father
Claudette is a very motherly figure. Think of the role an alive Lilly Potter would have played, urging Harry not to marry Ginny because she’s fucking poor, and rather go for Luna because Luna’s dad is a successful entrepreneur who publishes his own magazine. She gives valuable advise to her daughter Lisa, and with an open heart invites Johnny into her nuclear family. A value-driven character (mostly property-value).
The actress wasn’t chosen because of the quality of her character but on cup-size
Lisa was cast as an underwater dino because of her ability to trap the Johnny and Mark inside her moist and dark underwater cave. You may ask: Evil female with a moist and dark underwater cave, then why didn’t you just cast Angelina Jolie, who played this role so beautifully in the 2007 rendition of Anglo-Saxon’s literary crown-jewel? The simple answer is, she didn’t want to show her boobs in the sex scenes, and that was a non-negotiable for us. Sad.
Mark is way too hot for Lisa
Stegosauruses existed in the Late Jurassic period ca. 150 million years ago. However, the species isn’t actually extinct, and a few thousand individuals are still living on a remote rainforest plateau hidden deep within Boliva / hidden away on some small island in the Pacific Ocean / hidden within a large subterranean cave. The operation to extract one of them for acting in “The Dino Room” sadly killed most of the individuals. The few ones left were forced to procreate with a small gene pool, rapidly deteriorating their from the start already limited mental capacities. The end of this process was the founding of the Communist Party of China on July 23, 1921.
His best friend is Johnny, who is a Trex and lived in the Late Cretaceous period only 60 million years ago. So yes, Johnny lived closer to the construction of the Pyramids than to meeting Mark. This is the only plothole in ‘The Dino Room’.
His name is an elegant wordplay by Tommy Wiseau, alluding Peter’s rock (πέτρος) hard brain
Sigmund Freud identified three main insults to humanity. Peter begs to differ, and he’s also a psychologist. To him, the three insults are:
Insults to his glasses (haha, nerd)
Insults to his foot-egg skills (cheeep cheeeep cheeeeeeeeep)
The trauma he suffered when a high Mark almost threw him off the greenscreen
He’s probably the only functioning person in the whole movie. Peter #1’s role was cut from ‘The Dino Room’ because he ate all the chicken-wings from catering.
